February 25th, 2011
This is straight out of a real story. My wife, who is pregnant with our second daughter, will often ask Jodi if she'd like to say "Hello" to the baby in her belly. We are doing our best to get Jodi to warm up to the idea of having a baby sister in the house. Anyway, there's nothing my daughter does tactfully, and so when asked to say "Hello", she doesn't just say it at any reasonably normal level, she screams it into my wife's stomach. I can only imagine our poor second daughter-to-be is already fearful of meeting the outside world.